HOME USERS PCS HIJACKED FOR SPORT
HOME USERS PCS HIJACKED FOR SPORT
Experts are saying that the BBC have been hacking into the computers of home users and illegally using their PCs to host sites displaying sports coverage and interviews.
When Mr Scott F Kumnmatits discovered on Thursday that an interview with David Beckham was being streamed to desperate license payers from his C: drive he was shocked. On closer inspection he discovered many photographs displaying gratuitous images of recent soccer matches as well as F1 races and even some photos of participants in the Tour De France. He wasted no time in reporting these finds to his local taboids who investigated the situation in depth sending a junoir hack round who claimed that Mr Kumnmaface was an attention seeking nutter and had gone to make him a cup of tea and had returned in a state of undress and stated that he was 'lonely' and needed someone to 'hold it' for a while. He had also locked the front door.
Unable to claim any more license fee money to pay for hosting space hackers working for the BBC have been using special illegal (ie Non Microsoft) software to hack into the PCs of users using broadband access and hosting portions of their popular www.bbc.co.uk site.
Interpol and various other bored police services are investigating the matter to take attention away from childporn allegations which just end up incriminating their officers with charges that they looked at child porn to verify it was child porn and had to be themselves arrested. This follows last weeks raid and arrest at a major Police warehouse where hundreds of PCs were found including examples of child pornography as well as thousands of child pornography magazines, stolen vehicles, assorted weaponry and drugs caches with a street value of 2.8 million pounds. Twenty Three Police Offers found on the scene were arrested and are pending trial and public burning at the stake infront of toothless crones who will cackle and hurl fruit.
Greg Dyke has refused to comment, or he wasn't asked. Whichever seems most likely.
